If you want to know how savvy Tarot readers always decipher the Tarot card meanings quickly without having to blowing all of your money on expensive, all-inclusive Tarot courses… read on buttercup
Introducing: Tarot Speed Reading
Well hello you
Can I be frank? I know how it’s “supposed” to go, I’m supposed to tease you with the idea of having something you might be interested in, to flirt with your brain and do the mating dance of the dodo.
But here’s the thing, we’re all short on time and there’s a reason the dodo is dead.
I want to share with you my latest creation (insert mad scientist laugh)
It can (and WILL) enables you to read the Tarot in moments without having to keep referring to the book for card meanings so that you can finally start reading the Tarot for yourself and others in as little as 7 days even if you do not have a psychic bone in your body
Here are just some of the things you get when you decide to invest in Tarot Speed Reading
downloadable templates to plan out your path for connecting with your Tarot deck so that you can save hours of learning time
video tutorials on how to use the SONIC system to decode individual card meanings and start to interpret different card combinations
step by step instructions on critical card-reading rituals that all Tarot readers should know and live by
So here’s where I am stuck… why on earth are you still reading this?
I mean not to sound rude but you should be skipping off as fast as your legs will carry you to check it out (because spots are limited and I don’t make exceptions)
Who am I and why you should listen to me
Why should you care who am I?
The simple answer is, unless you struggle with tapping your intuition without coming across as a woo-woo psychic, you probably shouldn’t.
But if you do and you want to know why someone who used to be a closeted nerd (and biz analyst) then spent countless hours dedicating themselves to finding a way to go from feeling timid about Tarot to deciphering the cards with ease in as little as as little as 7 days then you might just want to pay attention.
My name is Jessica Karels and I am Geek Girl Tarot. Pleased to meet you.
I am not your Typical Tarot Teacher. Know Why?
Let me level with you…fair and square.
Tarot Speed Reading is not your typical online course
What this is NOT:
This is NOT something that requires you to take an all-inclusive Tarot course from a glitzy online guru
This is NOT something that asks you to try taking Tarot courses at your local metaphysical shop (interacting with people is a geeky introvert’s NIGHTMARE)
This is NOT something that expects you to build a library of Tarot books
Not resolving your brain’s resistance towards intuitive card meanings
Needing to memorize multiple interpretations for the same Tarot card (x78….)
Not able to read the Tarot right away without needing to constantly refer to multiple books
Tarot Speed Reading is THE ONLY online program that enables you to to quickly decipher the Tarot card meanings, tap into your intuition, and accurately read the Tarot for yourself and others in as little as 7 days
And it will forever eradicate the need to do the mindless, useless things Tarot coaches have been telling you to do for years.
All those Tarot coaches who took you for a fool …making you lose time, money and HOPE!
This is your chance to thumb your nose at all these Tarot coaches as you glide through from frozen with fear at the thought of reading Tarot cards without the guidebook nearby to interpreting Tarot cards without drawing a mental blank.
Ahhh sweet sweet smell of victory & vengeance!
Here’s Why You Can Not Afford to Wait
I’m wondering if you do really want quickly decipher Tarot card meanings because it looks from here like the only thing you need to get it is Tarot Speed Reading
So, what are you gonna do?
Go it alone, piecing together all the bits from what feels like 972 tutorials on YouTube and a further 654 blogs?
OR you can choose to say YES to my offer (and save yourself years of trial and error + super expensive mistakes)
You have the power to Tarot Speed Reading that allows you to read the Tarot for yourself and others without having to memorize multiple meanings for each of the 78 cards so that you can finally quickly decipher the Tarot card meanings in as little as 7 days even if you do not have a psychic bone in your body
This is your chance, this is your time to have the final answer that…
accelerates the Tarot learning process to as little as one week
guides you on how decipher Tarot card meanings without resorting to tons of memorization
enables you to accurately read the Tarot for yourself and others even if you don’t believe in the woo-woo
I rest my case.
You know and I know that there’s really only one rational choice here. Plus you get the benefit of my 100% money back guarantee…so I have all the risk, you have zero!
Let’s suspend Disbelief for a Minute…
The day is March 7, 2020 (stick with me, I haven’t lost my mind)
You are celebrating. Why? Because you, my friend have done the work. You’ve completed Tarot Speed Reading you have lived and breathed it, implemented, actioned, generally been a freaking rock-star and now…well now you can start reading the Tarot for yourself and others which means you feel like a Tarot-reading badass.
you have deeper relationships with your friends because you can use Tarot and your intuition as guides with those connections you have greater clarity about your career path
Let’s carry on our little fantasy…
The day begins empowered because you use Tarot in your morning rituals to set your intentions for the day
As you take tea you excitedly getting ready for another day at your dream job
And you continue the day, not a person beset with excuses and nonsense. You’re not one of those
people any more. You’re one the winners at life. Ahhhhhh.
So my question is, if there was something that allowed you to do this, to create this day, this life, this existence – Would you take it?
Because there IS…
Tarot Speed Reading that can quickly decipher the Tarot card meanings without without having to memorize multiple interpretations for each of the 78 cards so that you can finally start reading the Tarot for yourself and others in as little as 7 days even if you do not have a psychic bone in your body.
Now is your time.
Here’s A lovey-dovey non-shovey reminder for you…
Let’s sit down together and have a bit of maths fun *passes tea*.
So the problem is you want to break through your left-brain’s need for logic in order to read the Tarot
And the possible solutions are that:
You could take an all-inclusive Tarot course from a glitzy online guru and spend between $120 to $300+
You could try taking Tarot courses at your local metaphysical shop and spend between $50 to $75 PER HOUR
You could build a library of Tarot books and spend between $100 to $500 (depending on how many books you buy)
But will still
not resolve your brain’s resistance towards intuitive card meanings
need to translate the instructor’s card interpretations for your deck (those of us with psychedelic unicorn-kitten decks are SCREWED)
not be able to read the Tarot right away without needing to constantly refer to multiple books
With Read Tarot with Speed
You do not have to part with those eye watering sums of money and you also get my set in stone guarantee that break through your left-brain’s need for logic in order to read the Tarot
So, my mathematical protege…what do we do when someone offers us the equivalent of a large wad of cash?